Wednesday, 7 January 2026

Review 3

 This, from the Morning Star:

'PETER LAWFORD is the subject of the one-man show currently playing at the Old Red Lion Islington. And if you’re wondering who Peter Lawford is, you can be forgiven. For despite a life of fame, his name seems now assigned to obscurity.

Peter Lawford was once synonymous with Hollywood, and in it from its ascendancy from low budget, experimental cinema to worldwide dominance of people’s money and dreams. He appeared in no less than 57 films, with many further TV appearances. The first of his four wives was President Kennedy’s sister, Patricia. He was romantically linked with numerous hot Hollywood legends and a close friend of Marilyn Monroe. Oh and he was a member of the Rat Pack alongside Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis Junior. In other words, in the eyes of celebrity worshippers, he had it all.

This hour-long play sets out to disabuse us of our envy. And, in so doing, connects us precisely and fundamentally with the ubiquitous also-ran.

It’s a kind of confessional, told to us by Lawford from the intimacy of his private room in rehab. It’s Christmas Eve 1983. That he is only exactly a year from death seems inevitable, even though he is still pulsing with life. Indeed, even though he is alone and in penury, what the evening brings us is the full character of the man: not only his charm, wry self-awareness and intense fascination with the extraordinary serendipity of his own narrative, but also his essential puzzlement at his own behavioural aspects he can’t explain.

And he communicates so much: that he was three-times divorced, potentially a closet-gay, often on the wrong side of fate (he turned down James Bond, judging the proposed first film doomed to failure), a high-level social operator who in the end was used and abused by the Kennedys and Sinatra alike, and – inevitably – a victim of free-flowing drink and drugs.  

What is excellent here is the gripping unfolding – and enacting – of the story, the first-hand, personal take on this world of such intrigue and heightened glamour, but most of all – and much more engrossing than any straight tale of the stars – is the close and open access to the soul of a man who is a loser even as he wins. That speaks to all of us. And it’s awash with wit and humour.

Writer Peter Briffa crafts this bijou tale superbly, telling it with a lightness and self-deprecation that connects directly with the audience. It’s a hard look at the grime behind the glamour and at the power structures in America in 1983 that seem like a portent of what we have now.

The play is a splendid showcase for actor Jonathan Hansler who easily engages our empathy while playing an array of characters, male and female, and almost exclusively famous. A heartfelt tour de force. And Owain Rose’s skilled direction ensures pace, variety and purposeful momentum to keep us riveted.

An easy and rewarding evening'.

I like that. Had to quote it all.

Review 2

This is from a Youngish Perspective:

'Briffa’s writing is rich and witty, while also providing moments of reflective pathos... It Happened to Me remains a compelling and accomplished piece of writing, offering a fascinating and often poignant portrait of a life lived intensely — and ultimately at great cost.'

It's nice to know that some youngish people like it. Whenever I told people I was writing a play about Peter Lawford, most people looked at me blankly.  Maybe only ten people said 'Oh, the Rat Pack guy'. And they were all over forty. Maybe, if the play were a one man show from Frank Sinatra, maybe we'd probably have sold out every night even if the play wasn't much cop. Maybe. My only quibble this time is the claim that Lawford gets interrupted by phone calls from Johnny Cash. In fact, he doesn't get a single phone call from anyone during the play, let alone from the fabled folk singer. Sure, he imagines a few. Still...


Tuesday, 6 January 2026

Review. 1

 Amazing how time flies. Last time I posted I was promoting the show. Now it’s done, but the memory lives on. I thought the production went well, even better than last time. The script was tighter, which helped cast, director and audience. We got three reviews, all good, and I shall discuss them one by one.

First, this one, by Everything Theatre.

'Hansler makes Lawford seem increasingly sympathetic even if his actions have at times been misguided, and it’s generally a superb performance... there’s a great deal to admire about the play. Hansler captures Lawford’s charm and wry sense of humour, and while the occasional line is stumbled over, it’s a performance that captivated for the entire hour. The script is sharp, there’s some amusing audio only cameos, and its bursting with intriguing anecdotes'.

I hate to quibble. But let’s face it, if I can’t, no one else will. The line about there being no credible source for his sexual peccadilloes… well, does an ex- girlfriend count? And as for my claiming Peter Lawford wasn’t in Ocean’s 11. Well, I can see where Alex Finch got this from, namely this:

“I was up for two more Rat Pack pictures. I got replaced by Bing Crosby. Ocean’s 11? That was my idea. At least I met a guy on the beach who pitched it to me, and I pitched to Frank, and it made the money for all of us. I kept everyone afloat’.

So I can see the ambiguity, but yes, for the record, Peter Lawford was in Ocean’s 11. I’ve seen it.

Anyway, it’s a nice review, really, and if we ever do the play again I shall perhaps clarify this.

Do it again? Of course we’ll do it again. Having got this far, we’re not just going to leave it to history.

Friday, 12 December 2025

One Man in his Time

 As my fellow playwright William Shakespeare once observed:


‘All the world's a stage,

And all the men and women merely players;

They have their exits and their entrances,

And one man in his time plays many parts’.

He was right, you know. And that one man is Jonathan Hansler. In the course of one hour, our man goes through the wringer, playing, among others, Cubby Broccoli, Elizabeth Taylor, a doctor from Boston, Lady May Lawford, Sir Sydney Lawford, film director Monty Banks, Louis B. Mayer, John F. Kennedy, Frank Sinatra, a Freudian psychiatrist, Marilyn Jimmy Durante, Chuck Pick, Laurence Olivier, Christopher Lawford, John Lennon, Ringo Starr, Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger, a young female fan, Robert F. Kennedy, Peter Sellers, Tony Curtis, Orson Welles, Roger Moore, Sean Connery, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Junior. And of course, Peter Lawford.


Does he carry it off? You better believe it.

Starts on Tuesday at the old Red Lion.

Is It Happened To Me a Christmas play?

 It’s about this time of year that people start to debate one of the key issues of the time. Namely, is Die Hard a Christmas movie? I like to think, in years to come, that same will be asked about It Happened To Me. Both are set on Christmas Eve in early Eighties California, and both feature helicopters ( though budgetary constraints mean ours is offstage ). Both have a handsome wisecracking antihero, John Mclane in their case, Peter Lawford in ours. Both have a gorgeous heroine - Holly to our Marilyn Monroe, and both have an evil antagonist: Hans Gruber, to our Frank Sinatra. 


And we have our East End Premiere next Tuesday!



Wednesday, 26 November 2025

Monday, 24 November 2025

Back to the Old Red Lion


I’ve never returned to a theatre before. Fourteen years ago Country Life played for three week in the autumn of 2011. It had started out earlier in the summer at Rada, and  It got me the best reviews I had ever had. Hence the transfer.

And now, here we go again. Same cast, same director, same crew, but a tighter script, I hope.

Friday, 29 August 2025

A Review

 We got one review. Not a bad one, but not the five star knockout you really look for.

Live on Stage 4



 

Live on Stage 3

 


Live on Stage 2


 

Saturday, 26 July 2025

A Likely Story

If this is true I shall have to rewrite my play.

Age of Aquarius

 Never let it be said that Peter Lawford did not try to move with the times.



Monday, 21 July 2025

Owain’s Biography

Owain is a Senior Lecturer in Acting at the University of Northampton, Theatre Director and Creative Practitioner based in North London. He is a graduate of the MA Actor Training and Coaching course at the Royal Central School of Speech and Drama and former
professional actor. He received his initial actor training from the Manchester Metropolitan School of Theatre.

Owain has over 25 years of experience as a performer, director and educator and has directed over 35 productions of varying size. Most recent productions include: Vodka with Stalin at Upstairs at the Gatehouse,
The Count of Monte Cristo (also credited as adapter) at the Little Wood Open Air Theatre, Water, Water (Park Theatre Script Accelerator programme), an original musical (for which he also,co-wrote the book)
A Modest Little Man/Attlee at Upstairs at the Gatehouse,
Musical of the Year at the LOST Theatre,
Much Ado About Nothing at the Little Wood Open Air Theatre, Misterman by Enda Walsh at Upstairs at the Gatehouse
Silence by Moira Buffini at The Bull in Barnet.

Wednesday, 16 July 2025

Why Chilling Out?

I’m often (well, never, actually) asked where the name Chilling Out Theatre came from. Well the following message Ingot on Facebook messenger last week explains all:

‘Hi there Peter. I hope you don't mind me contacting you like this 'out of the blue' via Facebook, but I'm wondering if you might possibly be able to help me solve an almost 30 year mystery!  Allow me to explain....  My name is Ade ***** and many, MANY years ago  (c.1995), a school pal and I set up a film production company called ********** Pictures Ltd. We were 17 at the time and it was chiefly so that we could get ourselves invited to London Movie Premieres at Leicester Square and the like..., but as time went on and the idea of possibly having to do a 'proper job' began to scare us more and more, we started to embrace the idea of actually looking to produce something. To cut a long story short, our London PO Box would be inundated with scripts from various agencies, most of which I will confess were absolute drivel - the sort of thing the monkeys would churn out on their way to eventually typing out Shakespeare.... Anyway, there was ONE which has stuck in my head all this time and I have a vague, VAGUE feeling it was called 'Chilling Out' and it was by one Peter Briffa. Could this be you...? Having recently been made redundant after 25 years as a Drama teacher, I had some spare time on my hands, so decided to indulge in some Googling down Memory Lane.... When I came across your website, and saw the 'chillingout....' handle, it felt too much of a coincidence not to be so. I cannot remember too many of the details about the plot - it has been almost 30 years since I last saw it - but I do remember something about a guy discovering a severed head, frozen in an ice box/in a freezer. Or am I completely making this up?  I would be hugely, HUGELY indebted to you if you were able to put me out of my misery/curiosity after all this time and help put to bed my nigh-on 30-year 'Was it....?' Thank you for taking the time to indulge me here and my very, very best to you, either way. With kind regards, ***’

I replied:

‘It was actually a full body! But yes, that was mine. I had expressions of interest from three different companies, selling it to one who led me a merry dance, involving no money and endless rewrites. It is one of the scripts I intend to take another look at. But I am pretty chuffed that you actually remember it. Do come to the play if you fancy it, best, Peter’

I hope he comes.

Jonathan’s Biography

Jonathan is thrilled to play Peter Lawford as he is someone he really 'gets'.

Having had a 'tough paper round' himself, (make of that what you will), an ex addict and alcoholic now 11 years dry, he has really enjoyed bringing this extraordinary man to life.

Luckily he found a way out. Peter never did.

Jonathan now practises Nichiren Buddhism and Vipassana Meditation. He recently did his second 10 day course.110 hours of meditation. After his first he gave up alcohol.

It's powerful stuff.

He has also written a one man show about his own journey, "Peter Cook saved my life" and is also working on a movie version.

He believes you need three things in life.

A backbone
A wishbone
And most importantly 
A funny bone.

You have to be able to laugh at the dark side.

Comedy is terribly important.

Now the showbiz stuff.

TV
Eastenders, The Crown, Lost Women Spies. Hapless, Porters, My Family, Hotel Babylon

Film
Time Travel is Dangerous, In the Grip Of Terror, Bogieville, Catching A Thief, Breaking The Bank

Theatre
Until She Sleeps at the White Bear, Vodka With Stalin Upstairs at the Gatehouse, Round The Horne No 1 Tour, The Libertine in the West End, Northanger Abbey No 1 tour and Peter Cook in the successful play he co wrote, Goodbye The Afterlife of Cook and Moore.

He was in a male/ female  double act for 9 years where he played up to 20 characters a night, a Hackney Empire New Act of The Year finalist twice, and is an award winning offie nominated actor.
Enjoy the show 

Thursday, 10 July 2025

Meeting Mr. Hansler

 I first met Johnny almost thirty years ago. He was in my play Night of the Fox. Since then he has been a constant player on the London Fringe scene. Not surprisingly, as he is a phenomenal talent. I don’t think I’ve ever known an actor who immersed himself in every role. Indeed, while it was writing the play I realised Johnny had to get first dibs at playing the guy, I didn’t write it for him exactly, but I knew he’d be ideal for it. He recently posted on Facebook a list of some of the famous/notorious people he has played.

“So in no particular order

Kenneth Baker

Stalin

Hitler

Gene Roddenberry 

Oscar Wilde

Peter Cook

Paul Foot

Josef Mengele

Peter Mandelson

George Harrison

Brian Mathew

Jack Good

Bill Pertwee

Hugh Paddick

John Cleese

George Sanders

Montaigne

Groucho Marx

Shakespeare

And next and perhaps most interestingly 

Peter Lawford”

He might be right.